THE BLOODY FUNNY INTERACTIVE MUSICAL
  EPIC of GILGAMESH SONGBOOK!

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  1. Welcome to My Epic
(Welcome to My Nightmare - Alice Cooper)
Welcome to my Epic,
You're gonna wet your loincloth
You're gonna meet the wildman Enkidu...
Welcome to my Epic, OOohhhhh...

2. Enkidu, Love me du
(Love, Love, Me Do - The Beatles)
Enki, Enkidu,
You Know I Love You
You Belong in the Zoo
So, Please....... Enki do...
OOOOoooooohhhh Enki do.....

3. It's Hard to be Humble
(Silly country&western song)
O Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better looking each day
I want to love all the womans
Because I'm a Hell of a god
But they made me one-third human
It's a pity that part is my...

4. Enkidu dil Dandy
(Yankee Doodle -American Rev. War March)
Enkidu went to Uruk
Gilgamesh talked baloney
Tripped him up into the dust
And said, "You are a phony!"

5. Humbaba's Picnic
(Teddy Bears' Picnic - Jim Kennedy)
If you go into the Cedar woods
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go into the Cedar woods
You'd better go in disguise
'Cause every hero there ever was
Will hide away for certain because
Today's the day Humbaba
Will eat you for his picnic

6. You Crazy Humbaba
(Crazy Mama - Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)
Well, You Crazy Humbaba
You didn't think you could last
Gilgamesh and Enkidu
They whupped your ass
Now you're a big fat zero
You got wasted by our heroes
You're a crazy Humbaba, O Yeh....

7. Love Me Ishtar
(Love Me Tender - Elvis Presley)
Love me Tender, love me sweet
Never leave me cold
Because I am a Goddess
So you'll do as you're Told
Love me tender, love me dear
Or I'll get really blue
You shouldn't p*ss off a Goddess
'Cause I'll make it hard for you

8. Please, Leave Me Ishtar
(Please, Please Me - Beatles)
Last night I said these words to Ishtar
I know you never keep a lover
Come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)
Come on (come on)
Please leave me, oh yeh, I'm scared of you...
I'm scared of you...

9. Knocking on Anu's Door
(Knocking on Heaven's Door -Bob Dylan)
Mama take this loincloth off of me
I can't wear it anymore
It's getting dark, too dark to see
Feels like I'm knocking on Anu's door
Knock, knock, knocking on Anu's door...
Knock, knock, knocking on Anu's door...
Knock, knock, knocking on Anu's door...
Knock, knock, knocking on Anu's door...

11. The Man Who's Old (Utnapishtim)
(Heart of Gold - Neil Young)
I've been to Uruk
I've been to Humbaba
I cross the ocean for the man who's old
I'm out of my mind
From drinking fine wine
I've been a searchin' for the man who's old
Keep me searchin' for the man who's old
Keep me searching for the man who's old...

14. A Man Named Utnapishtim
(A Man Named Jed -Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)
Now listen to a story about a man named Utnapishtim
A poor Sumerian, barely kept his family fed
And then one day he was lying on his back
When the gods came down and said, "You're all under attack!"
Flood that is... Big One... You're History!

The first thing you know, Utnapishtim's full of fear
The gods all said, "Utnapishtim, sail away from there!"
Said, "Dilmun is the place you oughta be..."
So he built himself a boat and sailed into eternity
Eternal Life that is... Never Dies... Lucky Bastard!

17. Robber Snake
(Rubber Ducky -Ernie of the Muppets)
Robber Snake you're the one
You make bath time not much fun
Robber snake I'm awfully mad at you
Robber snake stole my joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Robber snake I'm going to STOMP you...

18. The Bright Side of Death
(The Bright Side of Life -Monty Python)
Always look on the bright side of death...
Just like Gilgamesh and Enkidu...
You think our singing's crap
Hell, we all know that
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!