interesting thing about today's new cartoon is that there is no
commentary to go with it, since if you've read The Bloody Funny
History of Rome then you'll know what it's all about already!
Think of it as a little Roman History Quiz.
This is a self-marked test. If you know
exactly what the cartoon above is about then give yourself 10 points, if
you haven't got a clue give yourself 0, and if you're pretty sure but too
scared to say then give yourself 5. After 10 days you can tally your total
What's your score?
Barbarian - If you scored 0-20 then you really do need the paper-book of The Bloody Funny History of Rome
which contains over
200 pages with more than 250 cartoons, maps and photos, around 2000
jokes, numerous limericks, facts and innuendos. It'll help you
outwit the Romans, if you can't out-fight them!
Slave - If you scored 20-40 then you really do need the paper-book of The Bloody Funny History of Rome
which contains (blah blah blah) since if nothing else you can learn it by
heart and get a nice job as some rich Roman's
Citizen - If you scored 40-60 then you could do with brushing up
on the paper-book of The Bloody Funny History of Rome
since it tells you what festival is on where, so you'll at least know
which temple you can mooch a good feast at!
Senator - If you scored 60-80 then you only need The Bloody Funny History of Rome
if you're going to sue a fellow senator, have landed a cushy job as auger
and want help interpreting bird calls, or are running for office and want
to know how best to tie your toga - I sheet thee knot!
Consul - If you scored 80-100 then you'll really want the paper-book of The Bloody Funny History of Rome
since you're probably in it and you can leave it lying about to impress